Am I wrong here?

[ar1888]

Little things sometimes piss me off. A kid Im guessing 20-22 years old was going door to door selling something. He knocked on my door for 3 minutes straight, and rang the doorbell 5 times. If Im home I obviously dont want to talk to this guy. He opened my screen door and beat on it loud enough it shooka picture off my wall. So I opened the door and said.
"What the F**k(self censored) do you want Jackass? Get off my porch!!"
My wife says I was too harsh. I dont think I was harsh enough.

[ebsoria]

Did you do what Captain Insano would do?? Poke him in the eye? Show no mercy? No?!?! Then you were too soft on the kid.

[sliqwill]

what a waste of time...i hate door to door saleman or religious recruitors

[rexvos]

I bet you scared him.

[bamasa37sb34]

Little things sometimes piss me off. A kid Im guessing 20-22 years old was going door to door selling something. He knocked on my door for 3 minutes straight, and rang the doorbell 5 times. If Im home I obviously dont want to talk to this guy. He opened my screen door and beat on it loud enough it shooka picture off my wall. So I opened the door and said.
"What the F**k(self censored) do you want Jackass? Get off my porch!!"
My wife says I was too harsh. I dont think I was harsh enough.

I'm tempted to do the same thing to girl scounts....don't think you were harsh enough, he should have figured out that no one wanted to talk to him. Oh, should have snapped the frame of the picture in two and blamed the damage on him (and then, of course, force him to pay for the damages).

[sliqwill]

if it happens again answer the door naked with your dong in your hand and say 'i like them fried taters mmhnn' then wink at the guy and ask what hes selling :lollol:

[ebsoria]

I'm tempted to do the same thing to girl scounts....don't think you were harsh enough, he should have figured out that no one wanted to talk to him. Oh, should have snapped the frame of the picture in two and blamed the damage on him (and then, of course, force him to pay for the damages).


Are "girl scounts" the "dirty" ones?? ;)

[onyxdragon5977]

I would have scared him bad enough to poop himself, that way, he would tell all of his friends not to go there either. ;)

[lafanguy (#1 T.ChangFan)]

if it happens again answer the door naked with your dong in your hand and say 'i like them fried taters mmhnn' then wink at the guy and ask what hes selling :lollol:


:lollol::lollol::lollol::cheers::cheers::clap::clap:

[ebsoria]

if it happens again answer the door naked with your dong in your hand and say 'i like them fried taters mmhnn' then wink at the guy and ask what hes selling :lollol:


:lollol::clap:

[seahawks4ever]

if it happens again answer the door naked with your dong in your hand and say 'i like them fried taters mmhnn' then wink at the guy and ask what hes selling :lollol:

Cleanup on aisle 4! Green Tea has been released on the computer screen!!!!:cheers::ban:

[lumm0x]

I generally am a prick to anyone who knocks on my door. :salut:

[Lexis]

I usually have several large geese walking around ..... people tend to back down the driveway when the see these....saves me alot of time from answering the door to a's like that :dance:

[Will]

if it happens again answer the door naked with your dong in your hand and say 'i like them fried taters mmhnn' then wink at the guy and ask what hes selling :lollol:

WINNAH:cheers:

/end thread:salut:

[scrappy]

i would have thrown open the door with a shot gun in my hand and asked "is he still here?" with a crazed look on my face. pull out a stop watch and see how fast the sucker gets off your porch.

[seahawks4ever]

i would have thrown open the door with a shot gun in my hand and asked "is he still here?" with a crazed look on my face. pull out a stop watch and see how fast the sucker gets off your porch.

OK wait, this one is good too....

[scrappy]

i had friends that wanted the door to door preachers to come to his house so he could answer the door all dressed up in goth attire with a pentagram drawn on his arm in black eye liner, he would invite them in while drinking RED wine, only they didn't know what it was because it was poured out of a bottle like the one in Lost Boys so they thought he was drinking blood. he would let them come in and try and "save" him and finish off with "sorry I'm catholic". longest he had them in his house was 2 hrs letting them try and heal him. he was very intelligent and understood religion so he would let them ramble on and ask them why they felt he needed "saving" surely it wasn't his attire, he'd be welcome in any church if he walked in like that. They finally black balled his house when it got around they weren't doing any good.