The Random Thought Thread - Part II

[Too Distracted]

Someone needed to do it. :rolleyes:

[sliqwill]

i need to buy some mini umbrellas...im pulling a sissy-la-la george tonight...im celebrating phils birthday from 900 miles away :eek:

[Too Distracted]

Where does one buy one of those counter bells like you find on the front desk at motels? They all have them, but you never see them for sale.

[sliqwill]

just thought youd like to know...im hammered and so is phil...hopefully i sleep well tonight...

sunny d > orange juice

[thepistonsfan]

The Peanut is neither a pea or a nut. Discuss.

[sliqwill]

im boycotting peanut butter until jesse jackson and al sharpton publicly apologize to duke university for siding with the lying stripper...and im hammered

[andy]

People who beat off sharks have way too much free time

I thought a peanut was a nut? If not, what is it?

[andy]

im boycotting peanut butter until jesse jackson and al sharpton publicly apologize to duke university for siding with the lying stripper...and im hammered

Why peanut butter?

[thepistonsfan]

People who beat off sharks have way too much free time

I thought a peanut was a nut? If not, what is it?


It's a legume.

[seahawks4ever]

people who don't follow through with ish shouldn't start ish.

[onyxdragon5977]

people who don't follow through with ish shouldn't start ish.

AGREED...




(unless that was directed at me, then :mad: )

[lumm0x]

Mustard pretzels rule. And if you combine those and beer it unfortunately means you aren't getting any. :rolleyes:

[sliqwill]

pretzels suck and mustard sucks

why do i sleep less the more i drink?

[wdkantro2]

It's ironic that "cologne" rhymes with "alone."

[wdkantro2]

Also, the chick in those new right guard commercials is unbelievably hot.

[sliqwill]

Also, the chick in those new right guard commercials is unbelievably hot.

link?

[GiantFan]

I just ate fried bologna. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

[ernieren]

i thought about thinking then it stopped :o

[GiantFan]

no sandwaich, just fried bologna and lots of ketchup.

[sliqwill]

did you fry it in butter?...also turkery bologna doesnt fry up well, it blisters and stuff...

[seahawks4ever]

I shaved my facial hair and now I look like Meat Loaf...

[GiantFan]

I fried the bologna in olive oil. Tremendous flavor!!

[sliqwill]

liquid courage leads to liquid poop :eek:

[seahawks4ever]

Jager is the devil

amen...but I love evil!!!

[oregonweim]

If it is 'I' before 'E' except after 'C', does that imply some type of racial hatred between 'I' and 'C'?

[seahawks4ever]

If it is 'I' before 'E' except after 'C', does that imply some type of racial hatred between 'I' and 'C'?

my brain just sploded

[wdkantro2]

link?

Here are a few:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YVMaEKN6UgQ
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GvCwIiQpGLY&mode=related&search=

[seahawks4ever]

Here are a few:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YVMaEKN6UgQ
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GvCwIiQpGLY&mode=related&search=

Rachael Spector

yes....definate hottie!

[seahawks4ever]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orEJKRZXkNg&mode=related&search=

I love those knee high boots...

[seahawks4ever]

oooooo now the forum is black instead of blue......neat!

[ernieren]

ok for you fellow members with Wifes .

Ok my Wife gets mad at me for spending to much time on the puter. Well i cut that down and start reading a book The Husband by Dean Koontz . Well now she gets mad at me for reading a book . Because i'm not talking to her enough now . sorry my little rant .

[seahawks4ever]

ok for you fellow members with Wifes .

Ok my Wife gets mad at me for spending to much time on the puter. Well i cut that down and start reading a book The Husband by Dean Koontz . Well now she gets mad at me for reading a book . Because i'm not talking to her enough now . sorry my little rant .

:salut: sounds like you are screwed in every way. You are going to have to actually talk to her... :o :o :o

[ernieren]

well i talk plenty just one of those things i guess

[seahawks4ever]

its a no-win situation. Believe me, I know.

[seahawks4ever]

Hersheys kisses are ok

Hersheys kisses with Caramel are :cool: :cool: :cool:

[redandpewter55]

Why was this started? It will never live up to the original?

/Thread

[seahawks4ever]

Why was this started? It will never live up to the original?

/Thread

cuz we needed a place where sliq could post his random thoughts without overloading the server.


Love you sliq!:salut:

[oregonweim]

:salut: sounds like you are screwed in every way. You are going to have to actually talk to her... :o :o :o


tell her you want to try something 'different' you read about online, that generally works..... :D

[seahawks4ever]

tell her you want to try something 'different' you read about online, that generally works..... :D

LOL yeah that should shut her up (one way or another)

[seahawks4ever]

GRRRRR....not being able to quote more than once is annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hoosierdaddy]

i like things

[Deangelo Hall Fan]

GRRRRR....not being able to quote more than once is annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes I concur. It totally sucks duuude.


lol

[seahawks4ever]

i like things

duuuuuuuuuude (thanks Loghan) I just got a card in!!! It's a freakin Ram.

[seahawks4ever]

Since we moved sites, am I never going to see the awesomest poster ever; DamnMarino???

Maybe I should send him an invite...

[Rake]

I see that I am a junior member. WTF

[Rake]

I have a ginormous hole in the back of my pants, and I wore them to work.

[SonicsFan]

Jeez now I know why I like this site a TON better than others, I posted my first thing on Beckett in a while and I got flamed in literally two minutes:rolleyes:

[Too Distracted]

GRRRRR....not being able to quote more than once is annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!yes I concur. It totally sucks duuude.


lol



You're right... If only we could figure out how to do it...


In the meantime, watch this video. It will make you forget about how I just multi-quoted...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2OfVXffV8w&NR=1

[ernieren]

YAY 5 day weekednd coming up for me :D took 2 vacation days :D

[ReinholdMessner1]

Saying "I seen something..." instead of "I saw something...." is the white-trashiest of all grammatical mistakes. I try not be a grammar dork, but I can't help but shiver when I hear that one.

[seahawks4ever]

Too Distacted is a geek in hiding....:p

[Too Distracted]

Saying "I seen something..." instead of "I saw something...." is the white-trashiest of all grammatical mistakes. I try not be a grammar dork, but I can't help but shiver when I hear that one.

I am a full fledged grammar dork, so I understand. And it's not white-trashy - it's just trashy. A little verbal skill will take you a long way in life. I personally love when people come up to me at work and say, "I just wanted to axe you if you were hiring." Yeah. When can you start.


Too Distacted is a geek in hiding....:p


Because of the multi-quote, or the video? I'm not like a "Dungeons & Dragons" kind of geek, but I'll claim computer geek quickly enough. Throw in a dash of "ex-comic collector geek" and "major movie geek" and that about describes me. :D

[cmixer]

Hog Monster = 700 lbs of sausage!

[seahawks4ever]

Food sounds so good right now!!!!!

[SonicsFan]

Sweet weekend so far:D

Parents were gone so I had a party last night (shh don't tell anybody:p)

and I had some sweet calzones for dinner last night and Chinese tonight:salut:

[lumm0x]

Sausage party ??

What this thread needs is a good domestic dispute ;)

[Sycotic]

Women will not kiss you on the bus.

[redandpewter55]

This thread sucks.

[thepistonsfan]

This thread sucks.



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[hoosierdaddy]

you're a towel

[redandpewter55]

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m239/thepistonsfanTRADEPAGE/REDSKINS%20PLUS/SMILEYS/215563dc.gif
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[thepistonsfan]

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[redandpewter55]

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[redandpewter55]

Posting w/o reading.
You didnt miss much.

[sliqwill]

:Di dont think ive drank any propel since i got out of bed...maybe i should drink one...cherry kool aid day

[redandpewter55]

:Di dont think ive drank any propel since i got out of bed...maybe i should drink one...cherry kool aid day
I love Cherry Kool Aid :cool:

[hoosierdaddy]

i'd just like to let everyone know that i just realized what f8n4tune's name sounds out.

[bamasa37sb34]

i'd just like to let everyone know that i just realized what f8n4tune's name sounds out.

I'd just like you to know that you were probably the last to figure it out;)

[hoosierdaddy]

i was too lazy too try before now.

[b70x7n]

Posting without reading:cool:

[seahawks4ever]

i was too lazy too try before now.

yep.:o:cool:

[hoosierdaddy]

yep.:o:cool:
truth

[seahawks4ever]

truth

f'real

[hoosierdaddy]

yea dogg, ya feelin me?

[busyb85]

I love Cherry Kool Aid :cool:

I had some earlier and it was good :D

[seahawks4ever]

yea dogg, ya feelin me?

I feels ya homie.

[busyb85]

I have basketball practice in the morning and I dont want to go :mad:

[thepistonsfan]

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw f_uck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.

[lionsfanatic80]

segways are a waste of money

[sliqwill]

which medication gives me the most cracked out dreams?

last night i had a dream Portland got hit by an earthquake and the epicenter was the middle of the river that runs through town...a giant hole opened up in the river sucking in all the surrounding water, and then closed quickly leading to rising flood waters....then once everything calmed down, it happened again...

[thepistonsfan]

which medication gives me the most cracked out dreams?

last night i had a dream Portland got hit by an earthquake and the epicenter was the middle of the river that runs through town...a giant hole opened up in the river sucking in all the surrounding water, and then closed quickly leading to rising flood waters....then once everything calmed down, it happened again...

Oxy-C

[sliqwill]

i dont take oxy...just flex, vicodin, tried a xanax the other night, ambien, anti-inflams, and kidney meds....:eek:

[bamasa37sb34]

I really want to hear "Baba O'Riely" by The Who right now.....also, P.B.R. is the best cheap American Macro beer out there.

[Too Distracted]

Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living.
I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven.
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Don't cry
Don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland

Sally, take my hand
We'll travel south cross land
Put out the fire
And don't look past my shoulder.
The exodus is here
The happy ones are near
Let's get together
Before we get much older.

Teenage wasteland
It's only teenage wasteland.
Teenage wasteland
Oh, yeah
Teenage wasteland
They're all wasted!

[bamasa37sb34]

Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living.
I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven.
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Don't cry
Don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland

Sally, take my hand
We'll travel south cross land
Put out the fire
And don't look past my shoulder.
The exodus is here
The happy ones are near
Let's get together
Before we get much older.

Teenage wasteland
It's only teenage wasteland.
Teenage wasteland
Oh, yeah
Teenage wasteland
They're all wasted!

:cheers::dance::cheers:

[Too Distracted]

Now it's stuck in my head. :doh:

[bamasa37sb34]

Now it's stuck in my head. :doh:

Well, it kicks so much ass, it's just bound to happen:dj:

[seahawks4ever]

Whenever someone buys a box of cards we say RIP.

Whenever someone dies we say RIP.

Coincidence???

[scrappy]

why does a toe fungi commercial show the face of someone? isn't the point showing how nasty feet can be fungi-free???

why does ambien + sudafed severe cold night time medicine give me dreams of a sabertooth tiger? last 4 times mixing, same dream with the same animal

[bamasa37sb34]

Nothing like hearing the live version of "Free Bird" to get the morning off to a good start:dance:

[thepistonsfan]

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m239/thepistonsfanTRADEPAGE/REDSKINS%20PLUS/RANDOM/5e2cf993.jpg

[thepistonsfan]

http://images.prosperpoint.com/images/2899/145957-1.jpg

[bamasa37sb34]

http://images.prosperpoint.com/images/2899/145957-1.jpg

How do you know what my girl tastes like:ban:




















:shifty:

[KennyBoy5150]

Why is it I can't stand other peoples farts, but love my own? Brand loyalty I guess.

[scrappy]

2 things i just thought of

ever notice when you go to walmart, they put 4 items in each bag. so if you have 5 items you leave with 2 bags when all the items can fit in each bag? just got home with 6 bags and didn't have the need for that many bags

ever notice when you go shopping that you could be walking past the registers and not ready to leave and no one is checking out, but when you are ready to leave, everyone in the store feels the need to check out at the same time too?

[SonicsFan]

How's everyone in the bunker, I am trying to beat this game but just can't
http://www.miniclip.com/games/on-the-run/en/
------------------------------



Thought I would pass this joke with you (this suppossedly works for 50 percent of Americans; 2-6 are in white)

The 6 Truths of Life:

1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.


2) Everyone After Reading The First Truth, tries it.


3) You're smiling now cause you did it


4) You will soon forward this to a friend, hopeful you will be able to brag after he says he can't touch all of his teeth.


5) Theres a big smile on your face cause you did it.








6) The first truth is a lie, everyone can do it

[scrappy]

How's everyone in the bunker, I am trying to beat this game but just can't
http://www.miniclip.com/games/on-the-run/en/
------------------------------



Thought I would pass this joke with you (this suppossedly works for 50 percent of Americans; 2-6 are in white)

The 6 Truths of Life:

1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.


2) Everyone After Reading The First Truth, tries it.


3) You're smiling now cause you did it


4) You will soon forward this to a friend, hopeful you will be able to brag after he says he can't touch all of his teeth.


5) Theres a big smile on your face cause you did it.








6) The first truth is a lie, everyone can do it


man i am glad i wasn't the only one who just did that

[seahawks4ever]

excercise equipment needs to be bigger. I tried on 5 different ankle weights last night and none fit around my ankles.:ban:

[SonicsFan]

excercise equipment needs to be bigger. I tried on 5 different ankle weights last night and none fit around my ankles.:ban:

:ban:

[seahawks4ever]

:ban:

furthermore, I had to try on 7 different wrist weights before finding one I BARELY got around my wrists.

[seahawks4ever]

If you are 300 plus pounds (speaking from experience)... why do you need weights? Nature already gave you some :dance:

:ban:

It's my new workout. Check out the fat man section ;)

[oregonweim]

two scents scientifically studied (by those who enjoy studying that) that create the greatest arousal in women are pumpkin pie and the smell of perfume on other women... :doh: No wonder it is so hard to pick up girls in bars, at a natural disadvantage :D

[bamasa37sb34]

two scents scientifically studied (by those who enjoy studying that) that create the greatest arousal in women are pumpkin pie and the smell of perfume on other women... :doh: No wonder it is so hard to pick up girls in bars, at a natural disadvantage :D

So....are you trying to tell me if I smear pumpkin pie on my face, hair, and crotch, women will find me irresistable :think:

[SonicsFan]

two scents scientifically studied (by those who enjoy studying that) that create the greatest arousal in women are pumpkin pie and the smell of perfume on other women... :doh: No wonder it is so hard to pick up girls in bars, at a natural disadvantage :D

So if I were to cover myself in a female Pumpkin pie...:think:

[bamasa37sb34]

Well I might :redface:

Uh, Phil....hate to tell you, but that there ain't whipped cream :redface:

[timonahan]

Uh, Phil....hate to tell you, but that there ain't whipped cream :redface:

I see what you did there :cool: