Wow, 60 stitches in your scrotum all because

[oregonweim]

you wore your University of Texas shirt into the bar...


Fortunately for sooner fans, one blog reported, they don't have to worry about facing a similar fate.... (http://newsok.com/article/3108932/1187842091)

:shifty:

[metallikat87]

it only takes one jackass to make us all look like hicks

[swany]

My scrotum hurts just reading that article. :shock:

[Ryo1549]

Great another "Beckett" that tries to rip your nuts off.