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Zeeck
05-30-2007, 06:16 PM
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/football/bears/406124,CST-NWS-tank30.article

The part about trying to put together a Mexican Dinner killed me.

Zo
05-30-2007, 06:22 PM
40 Honey Buns...LMAO!

bamasa37sb34
05-30-2007, 06:27 PM
Well, a big ol' boy has gotta eat:rolleyes:

sliqwill
05-30-2007, 06:32 PM
i know in federal prison you can only go to the commesary so often and are only allowed to spend so much...guess its celebrity at work...

BTW the spending limits are because junk food is a item that can be used to barter or buy services...

Seahawklady
05-31-2007, 03:51 PM
• 162 beef sticks

Comfort food?

Yikes, that diet makes me want the little puker guys back!! :eek:

seahawks4ever
05-31-2007, 03:52 PM
BTW the spending limits are because junk food is a item that can be used to barter or buy services...

I can guarentee you he was bartering any of that junk. :D:D:D

wdkantro2
05-31-2007, 04:37 PM
Sounds like a really tough stint in the joint. Must suck to be able to buy anything you want in there :lol:

f8n4tune
05-31-2007, 11:57 PM
I can guarentee you he was bartering any of that junk. :D:D:D

For some special favors or protection :eek::)

pitnlala
06-01-2007, 02:52 PM
Where's the ramen noodles? No jailhouse burritos for him I guess.

seahawks4ever
06-01-2007, 02:57 PM
For some special favors or protection :eek::)

Please, you know he was the pitcher in the joint.

The scrawny white dude in there for stealing autos was definately the catcher.