JoeyV
06-03-2007, 05:13 PM
oldie but goodie:
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge
heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled
inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful
heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When all eyes turned to him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was
just thinking of my own funeral...............I'm a gynecologist."
....... That's when the proctologist fainted
:D
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge
heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled
inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful
heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When all eyes turned to him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was
just thinking of my own funeral...............I'm a gynecologist."
....... That's when the proctologist fainted
:D